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Over at Slacktivist, Fred Clark keeps us up-to-date on all the latest fundagelical apocalypse news.
“I asked this question of a believer in his mid-twenties. He started listening to Harold Camping’s radio show in college and immediately went out, bought a Bible, and immersed himself in it. After graduation, he took a job as an engineer at a Fortune 500 company; a job he loved and a job he quit because he thought the world was ending. He wrote the following in his resignation letter: “With less than three months to the day of Christ’s return, I desire to spend more time studying the Bible and sounding the trumpet warning of this imminent judgment.”
He would not entertain the possibility, even hypothetically, that the date could be off. “This isn’t a prediction because a prediction has a potential for failure,” he told me.”
Has it already been a year? Almost. Time flies when you’re not dead.
Judgment: A Christian end times thriller starring Mr. T and Corbin Bernsen (For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/431059301/video-clips-from-rare-1970s-christian-films-about)
This oughta make you giggle a bit.
It’s easy for non-fundagelicals to become confused when discussing the different End Times prophecy beliefs of the post-millennial dispensationalists and the pre-millennial dispensationalists. Of course, that’s not really a big problem, but when talking about the various End Times beliefs, it helps to know that there’s as much difference among the various “Jesus is coming and you’re gonna get it!” tribes as there is between all such true believers and the rest of us, including the relatively-sane mainstream churches.
Now the problem has been solved by Josh Byers, a Christian who likes to make infographics. This quick-and-simple diagram explains the differences neatly. In fact, it’s so good that I might have to buy a poster-sized copy for use in presentations.
Plans (Typographic Poster)
The funniest compilation video of Christian end times madness you’ll ever see (Found at Everything Is Terrible!; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/39577257572/an-incredibly-hilarious-video-compilation-of)
Thanks to Christian Nightmares, you can see all the fundagelical apocalyptic idiocy in one video.
