An actual brochure my crazyreligious parents got from their church people that I swiped to photograph for posterity.
N-now, um … are we ENTIRELY certain this isn’t actually some kind of advertisement for a death metal concert that got mixed up because I DON’T EVEN
Death metal posters and fundagelical fear-posters? Pretty much the same thing.
Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/349388#ixzz2STHwlOoc
New RFID Technology Obamacare Beware 666Where is the Beast? New RFID and Bicryptology tied to Social Media and paulbegleyprophecy.com also articles.software.informer.com also prophecynewsw…… continued
And here’s another bit o’ misguided prophecy: RFID is the Mark of the Beast. Sorta like UPC codes were the mark back in the ’70s. I’m sure *somebody* thought the Dewey Decimal System was the mark, too, but only if you got shelved in section 666.
I think one of the worst things about having been raised in a fundamental Christian household is that to this day when I walk into an empty room and I expected there to be people there, my first thought is still, “Oh, shit. Everyone else got raptured and I was left behind.”
Judgment: A Christian end times thriller starring Mr. T and Corbin Bernsen (For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/431059301/video-clips-from-rare-1970s-christian-films-about)
This oughta make you giggle a bit.
It’s easy for non-fundagelicals to become confused when discussing the different End Times prophecy beliefs of the post-millennial dispensationalists and the pre-millennial dispensationalists. Of course, that’s not really a big problem, but when talking about the various End Times beliefs, it helps to know that there’s as much difference among the various “Jesus is coming and you’re gonna get it!” tribes as there is between all such true believers and the rest of us, including the relatively-sane mainstream churches.
Now the problem has been solved by Josh Byers, a Christian who likes to make infographics. This quick-and-simple diagram explains the differences neatly. In fact, it’s so good that I might have to buy a poster-sized copy for use in presentations.
Wonkette’s take on a home-schooling “history textbook” that (ill) prepares fundagelical Christian homeschoolers for life in the real world. But, hey, they’re rapture-ready, and that’s all that matters!
Because April Fool’s Day is just too much. More at Church Sign Epic Fails, “Apocalypse Now Edition.”
An example of “Left Behind” and fundagelical paranoia interfering with basic math. One can’t get from 665 to 667 without going through 666, after all.
Christian man quits his job because 666 appears on his tax form (For the story and video, click image or here; Found at Stuff Christian Culture Likes; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/700234702/cathy-dont-go-a-christian-music-video-warning)
