Here’s a simplified version of his claims: the “land of Magog” in Ez. 38-39 is a futuristic reference to modern day Russia. The evidence: the text places Magog (a mysterious reference even in Ezekiel) to the north of Israel and … wait for it … Russia is also north of Israel. He also claims that the modern words Moscow (capital of Russia) and Tobolsk (important Russian City) are derived from the ancient Hebrew words Meshech and Tubal. On the basis of these connections, he suggests that Vladimir Putin may in fact be Ezekiel’s Gog, the one from Magog who rules Meshech and Tubal.

These are classic examples of underdetermined claims: assertions that lack the amount or type of evidence which would provide proof or certainty.

Christian blogger at Cataclysmic debunks current craze of seeing Armageddon pending as a result of Russian-Ukrainian-Crimean situation: “Is Putin Ezekiel’s ‘Gog’?

The answer, by the way, is “No.” And while I may disagree with this guy’s decision to believe as he does, he’s dead on the money when he writes, “There is a bizarre and disturbing tendency for Christians to interpret biblical prophecy as a secret code, pertaining to our current geo-political affairs, which we must decipher.”  

Bickle’s End Times obsession is a very different flavor from the variety preached by Rapture enthusiasts like Tim LaHaye, Hal Lindsey or John Hagee. We’ll get into the details of that difference later, but for now let’s just say it boils down to that core message of conquest and destruction.
So what does it mean when, instead of praying for God to redeem and preserve the world, you devote your life to praying that God will conquer and destroy it? Well, the Trappists gave us Thomas Merton. IHOP gave us Tyler Deaton.

Fred Clark at Slacktivist has a series of really interesting posts about the International House of Prayer, a Kansas City-based evangelical conglomerate that is featured in the film God Loves Uganda and in this recent Rolling Stone article about a murder.

Read them here:

International House of Pride: Beware of God’s special apostles who bring the ‘prophetic word’ from God that they are apostles and they are special’

"IHOP and the End of the World (part 1)"

"IHOP and the End of the World (part 2)"


….. Bahahahaha!!! #thisisTheOnionright? #Armageddon #stupidpeople #theflyingspaghettimonsteriscomingtogetyou

More fear and fundagelicalism.


….. Bahahahaha!!! #thisisTheOnionright? #Armageddon #stupidpeople #theflyingspaghettimonsteriscomingtogetyou

More fear and fundagelicalism.

Tim LaHaye has a slight variation to the usual premillennial dispensationalist take on the passages from Revelation that give us that number, and we should talk about the way he and other “Bible prophecy scholars” regard the 144,000 as opposed to the way actual biblical scholars treat those passages. For now, let’s just say this: When you read a number like that which do you think is likelier: That this is a precise figure denoting a precise whole-number amount greater than 143,999 and lesser than 144,001? Or that this big round number — a dozen dozen thousands — may be a figure of speech suggesting something other than such a precise quantification?

Slacktivist, where you find the best summary and unpacking of the “Left Behind” series anywhere. 

Fundagelical Tim LaHaye thinks the 144,000 are to be “fulfilled” Jews—Jews who become Christian evangelists in the last days.

Jehovah’s Witnesses used to teach that the 144,000 are a literal number of people who will rule with Christ and Jehovah in Heaven—nobody else gets to go. 

Apparently, none of them noticed that it’s a really, really big number and might have some metaphorical use.

Nineteenth-century America invented a new kind of Millennialism. Ancient interpretations had looked forward to the thousand-year reign of the saints with Christ as a joyful vindication. America’s reading made the Revelation of John into a chronological map of catastrophe, from which believers could only be saved by the “rapture.” This concept, unrelated to the Millennium (Revelation 20:4-5), is absent from the Revelation of John. “The rapture” appears in its own setting in one of Paul’s letters, yet it has governed how many Americans, and now many Jews and Muslims, see the apocalyptic future.

Bruce Chilton, professor of religion at Bard College, on HuffPo:

Yep, it’s Americans’ fault. Seriously.